allthingseurope:

Lübeck, Germany (by kruhme)

albotas:

Man, Mario is a dick.

(via suppermariobroth)

elvishprincess:

inthedeviltown:

New survival horror in 2014 by the creator of the Resident Evil and Resident Evil 4. He states this is not an action game, no machine guns, no explosions or car chases, this is a horror game.

Detective Sebastian and two other Police officers arrive the crime scene, an abandoned mental institution, to discover a mass murder. He is attacked and soon awakens lost somewhere in the institute surrounded by an evil force and questionable reality.

yesss

t0gekisses:

I literally gasped

gentlemandeerlord:

Nuare Studio

i think we found the badguy in pacific rim.

thecakebar:

peachdoxie:

According to Yahoo, tumblr is worth $1.1 billion. According to tumblr, there are 108 million blogs on tumblr.

That means that each blog, on average, is worth about ten dollars and 18.5 cents.

Congratulations, your blog is worth less than a large one topping pizza at Pizza Hut.

hahahahaha this post gets all the awards… Oh well, so much for our egos!

theforecastisblue:

Adventure Time Group photo [sakimichan]

elux:

I’ve played entire games of Mario Kart watching the wrong screen.

sometimesbrilliant:

#except for you #since you murdered most of them

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

oh-woah-dope:

since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?

i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?

lookslikeazipper:

Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT

I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON

HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF

AM I DREAMING

akindofmagik:

And that’s how he got his first boner

askaboutterri:

mormon-mingle:

chris brown spots rihanna in the crowd

NOOOO WHY OMG