I'll just be posting stuff that i like and uhhh...i'll think of something else i can say but that's it for the moment.
so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write